Momento Family Guy 03

Por uma serie de peripécias, Stewie é entregue à custódia de um casal de cristãos evangélicos que já tinham adoptado crianças de várias partes do mundo. Querendo regastá-lo, a família e vizinhos juntam-se e engendram um plano que permita ao Peter entrar na casa do casal e tirar de lá o Stewie. Entretanto, com as outras crianças adoptadas...

Criança indiana: Stewie, would you like to learn how to rap a turbant?
Stewie: Oh why don't you teach it to the Chinese girl? Or perhaps she could learn after her people invaded your country.
Criança indina: Aaa...Lee!? Would your people really do this?
Stewie: Oh try and stop them. And try to stop Pablo's people from using drug money to buy arms from Lee's countrymen who will in turn sell them to Ura's people so they can ehthnicly cleanse the rest of this nauseatingly diverse grab-bag of genetic party-favours you call a family. So now you understand, yes? You all hate each other!

(As crianças começam a chorar. Entretanto, Peter entra de rompante pela chaminé)

Stewie: Oh hosanna, it's the lesser of two evils!
Peter: Oh a...hey kids! I'm Santa Claus! Just practising for Christmas.
Criança indiana: But you are white. Jack and Sarah told me Santa is Indian.
Criança africana: Don't be stupid, Santa is black!
Criança indiana: Santa can't be black, we do not fear him!
Criança chinesa: Cram it, Gandhi! Santa is Asian!
Criança mexicana: How can he be Asian? Santa doesn't ride his slay 20 miles over the spead limit with his blinker on! Go back to your rice pudin, Mullah!

(As crianças começam à porrada e Peter aproveita para agarrar no Stewie)

Peter - Come on, Stewie, we're out of here!
Stewie - (para os miúdos) Dance, puppets! Dance!


Episódio: Love Thy Trophy